So Many Narcissists

April 5, 2022By Tim SchilstraJokes

Flowers Yesterday I went to the House of Yu Gi Bang. As you can see in the picture, it is famous for daffodils. The scientific name of daffodils is narcissus. The exact origin of the name is unknown. It may have been derived from the Greek word, narke, meaning numb or intoxicated. Narcotic and narcolepsy … Read More

Resign

March 27, 2022By Tim SchilstraJokes

The Problem Two of my workers just started a new contract. To say thank you, they brought in some coffee and macaroons for their co-workers to enjoy. They sent a message to everyone that said, “We have just resigned. Please come and enjoy some snacks.” Another coworker was confused and thought they had quit. I … Read More

Lament

October 26, 2021By Tim SchilstraJokes, Words

I am always happy to see a new supply of laminating paper come into our office.  I use it fairly regularly, but it always seems to be used up.  For a while, I was the only one ordering it, but Danny recently bought a lot. Laminating paper is the plastic layer you can put on … Read More